Terms of Service

Last Updated: March 22, 2025

Welcome to the wild world of King of the Hill! If you’re here, you’re probably ready to yeet some tokens to the moon. But before you start blinking your way to the top, let’s lay down some ground rules. No FUD, just facts.

1. Who We Are

We’re the crew behind King of the Hill, a platform where you can flex your token game. We don’t mess around with centralized nonsense—this is pure, decentralized chaos. You’re in the driver’s seat, but don’t crash.

2. What You’re Signing Up For

By using our platform, you agree to:

• Buy, sell, and trade tokens at your own risk. If $PEPE doesn’t moon, don’t come crying to us.
• Connect your wallet and keep it secure. We’re not your babysitter.
• Be at least 18 years old. No kiddos allowed in this token jungle.

3. Your Responsibilities

• Don’t Be a Chad: No scamming, spamming, or trying to rug pull. We’ll ban you faster than you can say “infiniteBLINK.”
• DYOR: Do your own research. We’re not financial advisors, and this isn’t financial advice. If you YOLO your life savings, that’s on you.
• Keep It Legal: Don’t use our platform for anything shady. We’re not here for your money laundering schemes.

4. Our Responsibilities (or Lack Thereof)

We provide the platform, but we don’t control the blockchain. If the network goes down or your transaction gets stuck, that’s not our problem.

Tokens can be volatile AF. Prices might moon, or they might dump to zero. We’re not liable for your losses.

We can update these terms anytime. Check back often, or you might miss the memo.

5. Fees & Gas

You’re responsible for any gas fees on the blockchain. Ethereum ain’t cheap, fam.

We might charge platform fees. They’ll be clear when you make a move, so no surprises.

6. Termination

We can yeet you off the platform if you break the rules. No refunds, no appeals, just a one-way ticket to the blacklist. Play nice, or get rekt.

7. Disclaimer

This platform is provided “as is.” We don’t guarantee it’ll work perfectly 100% of the time. Bugs happen, hacks happen, and the blockchain can be a wild ride. Use at your own risk.

8. Contact Us

Got beef? Questions? Want to shill your token? Hit us up on X or shoot us a message. We might reply, we might not. Depends on the vibe.

To the moon, or to the dump—your call. Let’s roll.